It occurs to me that there are a lot of misperceptions about being a writer. Since I am on the marketing and resources committee for the Proliferation of UnSatisfied Scribes in Every Society, or PUSSIES, for short, I thought I'd workshop a few slogans for a potential ad campaign. You know, to let people know what writing's really all about.
Writing: A sure fire way to alienate friends and family!
Writing: When shooting yourself in the foot is just too easy!
Don't like the taste of your foot? Try dipping it in ink for that extra long lasting zing!
Writing: a hobby for the socially impotent!
Never been kissed? Afraid to make eye contact with the opposite sex? Try writing! The vestige of virgins everywhere.
Like being stepped on? Try writing in Hollywood! Writing: a job for doormats.
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