Day 10

Part of the point of this blog was to elucidate just how mundane and meaningless my life is. And since I save most of my musical, movie, political, social commentary for The Static, I really don't have anything to write today.

So we're gonna do some free association:

Shower
Soap
Prison
Sodomy
Prop 8
Bigots
Mormons
Polygamy
Big Love
Chloe Sevigny
(I danced with her at Punky Reggae at La Cita)
(By "danced with" I mean stared at her trying to figure out if she was, in fact, Chloe Sevigny until she walked away. I concluded that she was indeed Chloe Sevigny.)
Did I ever tell you about the time I danced with Michelle Branch?

And Marissa Tomei?

Or the time my friend got shot down by Kirsten Dunst who, when asked if she wanted to dance, laughed and said, "Why? So you can tell all your friends?"


Jennifer Anniston (associated from "friends")
Did you see her naked spread in GQ? (It's on the left.) I think Jennifer Anniston is incredibly beautiful. But the GQ shots weren't particularly sexy even though she was completely naked. Here's why, I think: A.) She appears to be doing an impression of her cat, no? And B.) Anniston's appeal has a lot to do with her girl-next-door, check that, unbelievably-obscene-good luck-I-can't-believe-she's-the-girl-next-door, approachable thing. So when she did the GQ cover, she was beaming ear to ear. Smiling all over the place. This is why men love her. She's the opposite of intimidating. But when have you seen naked women in magazines, porn, on TV, etc. smiling? They don't! They stare seductively. They pout. They look dangerous and unattainable. All of which goes against Jennifer Anniston's niche appeal. Didn't the photographer know this? Why did he let her smile like that? Why didn't he tell her to "make love to the camera"?

I should be a photographer. Clearly, I'd be much better at it that than writing. I know how to make naked women pout.

um...

OK. That's enough word association for today.